ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agoIf your fully grown dog is small enough to pick up with one hand then it's actually a domesticated rat.message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareIf your fully grown dog is small enough to pick up with one hand then it's actually a domesticated rat.ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square12linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMerryChristmas [any]@hexbear.netcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoAll dogs are small enough to pick up with one hand if you’ve got really big hands.
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoshaq picking up a mastiff
minus-squareMerryChristmas [any]@hexbear.netcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoNgl that is also who I was picturing.
All dogs are small enough to pick up with one hand if you’ve got really big hands.
shaq picking up a mastiff
Ngl that is also who I was picturing.