APEC Summit Q & A

Xi: …and global warming is an existential threat to humanity so the CCP is committed to …

Me(a tankie): Sir?

Xi: …doing our part to help mitigate th…

Me: Sir? Sir? Um hullo yes uh could you pls refer to your party as the CPC?

Xi: What did I say?

Me: Comrade you said the CCP and I think you meant CPC. It’s not a big deal but the chuds use CCP and when you refer to it as such your just giving them power it’s not helpful.

Xi: (shrugs) CCP/CPC what difference does it make? (motions to security)

As I’m dragged out of the auditorium I shout: "COMRADE LIKE I SAID IT’S RLY NOT A BIG DEAL ACRONYMS SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD I’M NOT MAD THO.

We pass the exit and I see a reporter by the door. “Pls don’t write down that I was mad.”