My wife and I are in the mood to watch something terrible. We just watched the langoliers and hackers so something in that vein would be fun.
What are y’all’s favorite shitty movies?
Edit: I have been corrected: hackers is a great movie. I’m sorry everyone.
I haven’t seen those two, but the best of the best of the best worst movies of all time is “The Room” (2003).
I honestly can’t imagine any movie being as perfectly terrible as The Room. It gets even better when you start to look into the director/lead actor/writer/producer, Tommy Wiseau. I’m fully convinced that he’s either D.B. Cooper or an alien. Maybe both.
Yea! She hasn’t seen that one so I’ll run it by her.
Oh God. Prepare yourself for a confusing alien nightmare. The acting isn’t so much bad as surreal.
The original Mortal Kombat movie.
That is a great movie.
If you want a shitty fight movie watch the Street Fighter movie. Van Damme, Kylie Mongue, and the dad in Addams family…I mean what more do you want.
For me it’s so bad that it’s good.
That MK sound track still gets me hype.
What about Streetfighter?
Velocipastor
Wait what??? Some kind of gene experimenting gone wrong?
Came to say this, you beat me to it. Definitely The VelociPastor!
I might be a little too basic, but I’m sticking with Sharknado
It was great that they finished the series with number 6. It was about time.
How dare you call hackers terrible.
Lol true. It’s actually one of my wife’s favorites!
Lol true. It’s actually one of my wife’s favorites!
HACK THE PLANET!
Hudson Hawk. Goofy heist movie with Bruce Willis who plays a cat burglar who is hired by a rich dude to steal several pieces of art which contain the secret to transmuting lead into gold.
Bunny!.. Ball, Ball!
How shitty are we talking? Because there’s, like, Super Mario Bros. (1993), which is a movie I liked that most people didn’t, and then there’s Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), or The Corpse Grinders (1971), which I had fun watching but are actually terrible movies.
Those are all great suggestions. Super Mario Bros. is a classic!
Manos the Hands of Fate. Better with MST3K or Rifftrax commentary.
That’s a classic!
Kung Pow. It’s so bad it loops back to being good.
They said bad movie, not cinematic masterpiece.
The 90’s version of Island of Doctor Moreau is absolutely fucking terrible, and absolutely fucking fantastic. The story behind its production is also really wild and there’s a documentary about it called Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau that I can recommend.
Kurt Russell’s Soldier is also one of my favorite bad movies
Down Periscope
It’s awful and the jokes are terrible but at the end of the day, so endearing.
Check out Dracula 3000 if you are looking to laugh at a vampire horror movie featuring Coolio in space.
Top secret with val kilmer
Kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer are also good.
I’m sorry to post off your comment but there’s no icon I can find to comment on the main thread in Jerboa.
But, we just watched Die Heart. It was just silly and fun.
It looks like a speech bubble with three dots inside it, to the right of the like/dislike buttons at the bottom of the post.
Yes, i have that under each comment, but not the main thread.
House Shark is a cinematic masterpiece and I’d watch it again anytime
If I like it, it’s not terrible (plus I agree with /u/netburnr).
That said: G.O.R.A. and Accion Mutante are great campy Sci-Fi movies. The latter is a bit more gory.
In the same vein, Star Crash is one of my terrible favorites. With David Hasselhoff and a guy that stole the hair from David Hasselhoff.
Damn, forgot about G.O.R.A . That movie is hilarious!
