Gandalf the Gary
My mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.
Dark Gary doesn’t seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.
There are two Garys inside you.
Tell them to Funk off I didn’t consent to this wtf
Inside you there are two wolves, and they’re both Gary
A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.
Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary
Dark Gary hasn’t spotted us yet. Light Gary has.
Or… maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn’t letting on… fuuuuck…
Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.
Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him
Unlike light Gary, who’s in the dog
Holup
Light Gary.
Both are equally strong, but when they’re gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone’s great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.
Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.
A true battle of good Vs evil
Oak, Gary
The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.
I mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse
I’m talking about light, here. Light.
Light is emitted through energy
Entropy guarantees energy will one day run out
No matter how long light shines on a place, darkness is waiting to pounce as soon as the energy dies
The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of darkness
Conservation of matter, the light just moves.
Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.
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There are two sides to every Gary.
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Gunmetal gary rules all.
Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary
He’s a solid guy for a cookout.
He ain’t got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.
