return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 27 days agoDonald Trump signs disaster declaration for deadly Texas floodswww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down17
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minus-squarePistcow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·27 days ago“Here’s your voucher for private Christian school”.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·27 days agoThis just in! He will start a new agency called MEMA! Male Elephant Making Action! They are sending you guys in Texas a male elephant pretty soon! Just hang in there! You’re probably wondering, WTF are we supposed to do with a male elephant.
Too bad he gutted FEMA
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“Here’s your voucher for private Christian school”.
This just in! He will start a new agency called MEMA! Male Elephant Making Action!
They are sending you guys in Texas a male elephant pretty soon! Just hang in there!
You’re probably wondering, WTF are we supposed to do with a male elephant.