Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I’m thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
Don’t worry, there’s gonna be an entire crew just of people doing the beer bottles on fingers bit from the Warriors