Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I’m thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
Yeah, but once Zohran’s New York falls they’ll all be hiding in a fortified version of the New York Public library, using the books for heat instead of knowledge, and surviving on pigeon meat from the rooftops. Them broadcasting printed out Reddit posts via the emergency alarm system will be annoying but they won’t be much threat anymore.
Yep, that tracks for your average liberals.
Bunch of terrified liberals hiding in a fortified public library, burning the books for heat, eating the pigeons, and blasting out annoying nonsense over emergency broadcasting, claiming it’s Red Dawn out there, while sane people are enjoying a socdem doing a few decent things… that’d make a good story. And sounds about right for post Red Scare Americans.