The what now? That’s not a job for China. Invading to depose the brutal regime of Charles and restore demuhcrasee is only for the good ol US of A.

Seriously calling their surreal bicameral system where one house are actual landed aristocrats “democracy” and not crappy almost-republican monarchy is misinformation. Don’t get me started on the endless list of medieval crap they maintain as lifelong paid professions with some bizarre paragovernmental authority like guardian of the king’s underpants and stuff like that.