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NegativeNull@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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NegativeNull@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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VENICE, ITALY—In a welcome bag filled with favors such as local chocolates, artisanal soaps, and scented candles, guests arriving for the wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez this week were reportedly given monogrammed plastic bottles in which to urinate during the ceremony. “Because guests will be strictly prohibited from leaving the room […]
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    Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

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      The guests? I should hope so

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        Compost is beautiful

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          It’s the shit

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