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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

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Larger and more dangerous

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Oooo, look at this little cutie! Who is a good Teddy?

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    😽: “Honey, there’s a noise outside on the porch!”
    😺: “Ok. It’s probably the Amazon deliv- aaaaAAAH!! Rock!!”
    ⛰️: “OMG. You’re adorable.”

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    Isn’t that us to black, maybe brown bears. Maybe they just decide we’re too cute to eat today.

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      I was just thinking. “Shit! So that’s what we look like to bears”. I hope you’re right about us possibly being too cute to eat.

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  • Ketchup@reddthat.com
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    2 days ago

    If not friend, why friend shaped?

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    3 days ago

    May be little and cute, but the look on that face is full honey badger. I’d turn and run.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      So would I, but mostly because you know it would TOTALLY make his little day!

  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Have red pandas just been little people in fur suits this whole time???

  • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works
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    I hear that their claws are in fact dangerous even if they don’t look like it

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      You ever got clawed for real by a cat fighting / hanging for dear life ? I still have the 7 inch scar, and it wasn’t even a deep cut!

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        Even house cats… they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little paws…. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood 😅

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        I managed to piss off a kitten and yikes, even they are scary.

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          Aww, but look at the little murder-blenders with their tiny needle-toes. They’re so precious!

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        So I just learned red pandas have semi retractable front claws. Which, as with cats, would enable them to stay sharp. Yeah, I have a deep respect for cats in desperate attack mode, and I’d extend that to this fella

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Clearly they need all the help they can get

  • Evrala@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Uppies!

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      3 days ago

      No! Forbidden uppies!

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        Just a little uppies, as a treat

        • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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          We have uppies at home.
          (The uppies at home…)

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    3 days ago

    No no no, he wants a hug!!!

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    I’m sure if I was a 10x smaller I would be terrified

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    Idk I’m a little freaked out

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