“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Chest hair I can totally understand, pubic hair too with some attention to grooming, but can’t wrap my head around it.
That’s awesome though for you that is a positive thing. Enjoy!