“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
I’m not surprised but like… I don’t even know what bi is supposed to seem like in the first place? Like okay. Us gays have a stereotype. But like what are y’all expected ot show up like? Hands shoved inside of a woman and a dude at the same time like a pair of kinky oven mitts? The fuck were they expecting lmao
From my experience: they expect us to be over sexual pests with attachment issues and a constant need for mfm threesomes, sadly enough
Well since the only two real sexual orientations are straight and political, they expect the political types to be just as annoying and pushy as the last ones.
…but note that to these people, when something catches their attention and they think about it a bit because it’s different than what they’re used to, they have had your political nature ShOvEd DoWn ThEiR tHrOaTs!!!
Well that’s the dumbest thing in the world. Especially when us gays have over sexual pests down pretty good. Same with the attachment issues to be honest.
Seems like sex pest and flighty relationship accusations/reactions are common against anyone with a “different” sexuality, no matter if the observer is hetero or homo :P
I lost my virginity to 30+ men by having my legs up in a sling at a bathhouse.
Sex pest might be accurate for me lol
The will smith meme fits I guess :P
Lol, I meant the one from MiB when he stole a car
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-stole-that-one-but-not-because-im-black
IDK but that “oven mitt” visual is making me horny.