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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Office Fling

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Office Fling

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de
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    That’s an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      tbf he is right. Who wouldn’t want to do the puzzle?! lol

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        I love puzzles, but I’d hard pass on a puzzle of my boss’s junk.

        • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)

          • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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            Good call. I’ll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.

            • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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              If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.

  • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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    The only account on LinkedIn worth following.

  • Cris@lemmy.world
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    Magnificent shitpost.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.

    So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I’ve seen his absurdist posts before?

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      Yes. He’s basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Ok, thanks for confirming. He’s pretty good.

    • kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.

      His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Yeah, I remember the first time I saw a screenshot of one of his posts. I took it literally, but then the thread pointed out that it was satire. The best satire is believable. That’s what makes it great.

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Satire is one of life’s greatest pleasures!

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    Ken C is like LinkedIn’s Ken M.

  • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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    #OpenToWork

  • nfamwap@feddit.uk
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    Might try this. Shouldn’t take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world
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    Fkn amazing

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know but increase that number by one.

      • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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        A very small number one.

  • Maroon@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    She obviously wasn’t hired for her puzzlin’ skills.

  • ☼ Pero ►◘@lemmy.zip
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    The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      Southpark did it best. The entire internet collapsed. After getting it back up again, they go to an old dude at a remote farm that sent the first information through the new internet. They ask him what he did, he says “sent a email to a friend”. “What specifically?” “Showed him my dick, called him a fag”

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    You can write dick on linkedin

    • yuri@pawb.social
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      maybe you can.

      i’m a professional.

      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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        A professional dick writer?

        • yuri@pawb.social
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          🤞

    • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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      How did you get that knowledge?

      • serenissi@lemmy.world
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        mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can’t find any reason to do so in future either.

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    I don’t want to see his dick… but I would still do that puzzle.

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