• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    We were once playing “The Newlywed Game” on a cruise with our kids and the host asked where the strangest place we made whoopie was. We both answered on a trampoline. To which our horrified kids said:

    On OUR trampoline?!?

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    9 months ago

    I told them “Sweetie, it’s normal for depressed parents to get up in the middle of the night and eat a huge slice of chocolate cake. Go back to bed. No you can’t have any.”

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    9 months ago

    My back was to the door and we were still covered. 11 yr old daughter opens the door presumably to say goodnight and stands there in the dark. I turned and said, “goodnight!” She just backed out and shut the door. We went on about our business. Lol.