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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Let's play this game again

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    With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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    The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

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    The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

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    I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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    I can shapeshift.

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    I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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    My superpower is pain

  • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works
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    Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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    The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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    I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
    “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      Pee.

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      am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher

    • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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      Can revive the dead

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        “I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”

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      Can reproduce

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        Makes sense

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      You can give moving public speeches

    • watson387@sopuli.xyz
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      save kittens from trees

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

    • Omega@discuss.online
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      become immensely popular as a male role model

    • Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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      Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.

    • eyelevel@lemmy.world
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      can erupt the world’s most satisfying fart

    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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      You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

      Except, there’s just one small problem…

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        I’m Mr beast?

      • blady_blah@lemmy.world
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        They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…

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    Your butthole is now sealed shut

  • Jumi@lemmy.world
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    Be able to transform into animals

  • penguin202124 (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    Real life Ctrl+Z

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    Shapeshifting

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      It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.

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        Worth it.

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        There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea

        RIP Scoot D:

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      You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first

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        Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private

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          You’re worried about manners??

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            I mean, the point of shapeshifting is to be sneaky

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              Something tells me you have less than honourable intentions for your newfound power

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                I mean, what would you do with it? If I had it, I could greatly influence the politics of any country, simply by being any leader I wish to be and screwing their public image

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                  I would be a thespian of course! But now that you mention it, I can see the potential to use myself as a biological weapon to help bring about amore equitable world …

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        From beneath you, it devours

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      Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.

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        If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes

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          Oh my god, Memento meets Animorphs.

          Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie…

          It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character… could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.

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          This might make a good movie plot

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            Give me the power, I’ll do it for free

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          This would have infer that your shape shifting skill had the ability to mimic not just their DNA but their nueral patterns as well. Without that you are again just left with instinct and a blank slate brain with no memory or knowledge.

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      Your clothes are not transformed with you

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        Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height

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          You shapeshift, including your mind. When you change into a person, you take on all of their memories as well. You become a complete copy, and the old you simply ceases to exist. If you turn yourself into Donal Trump, there’s just a random copy of the president sitting in your apartment, utterly confused about where he is or how he got there. And the ability to shapeshift was a power of your old body. The new one can’t shapeshift.

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      But comes with body dysmorphic disorder. You’ll never be satisfied with how you look.

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        Not until you finally get it right, and at that point you look like a total freak to everyone else. But at least you’re satisfied.

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      You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don’t have a detailed enough reference

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        A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

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          Ide start an only fans account

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      Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.

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        Grow slowly -> walking air cooler

        Shink rapidly -> Boom

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          Wouldn’t it be more like: Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories Since you would need to get that energy from somewhere

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            So you’d be interpolating between a keg-shaped dwarf and slenderman; sounds nice, too

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              Honestly, I could probably get behind that lol. After long enough I bet you could get really good at getting your mass exactly how you wanted it depending on what you want to do.

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        So I just need to keep my weight constant

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      Granted, but you can never turn back

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        access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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          Oh no… I’m a cat. Done and done.

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      You can only shapeshift into smaller versions of yourself.

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        That’s not really a side effect, more of a condition.

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          Every time you shapeshift, you lose the ability to shape shift one more atom than the last time you shapeshifted?

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            Like a Ramen card in Balatro

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      You can only shift into a species that you’ve seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)

      And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.

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        Wait, but can I shapeshift within a given species?

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      you shapeshift, but your state and society will periodically and randomly remind you, that they know, what shape you had earlier … wait, that does already exist. still superpower tho!

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      Your telomeres become damaged every time you use the ability

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      You can’t actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.

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        That’s not shapeshifting, that’s body swapping

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          fuck

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            Still a cool power

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      You can also become invisible

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    i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

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