• kescusay@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    “Hey Carl?”

    “Yeah, Mikey?”

    “Remember when we-”

    “No, and I don’t want to.”

    “Inostrancevias, Carl. We were inostrancevias. And you-”

    “Goddamn it, Mikey, I told you I hate remembering this.”

    “Haha! Yeah. You did. So, like, we were inostrancevias, it was like 260 million years ago, and you - haha! - you managed to choke to death!”

    “Shut up.”

    “On a rock! Because you thought it was a small animal! Haha!”

    “…I hate you so much.”

    “Ever wonder what that rock reincarnated as? Eh?”

    “I’m leaving.”