ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前The Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square189linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down115file-text
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1external-linkThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前message-square189linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-24 个月前God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
minus-squareWaffle@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·4 个月前One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·4 个月前Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick
minus-squareLavaPlanet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·4 个月前I’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前There are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.
God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick
I’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.
That’s when Jesus fucks us.
There are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.