Don’t call me Cortana.
Hey copilot, go fuck yourself.
hey Copilot, uninstall Copilot
You can disable Google’s Assistant on Android by telling it to disable itself.
finally a good feature from google
“Hey, Copilot. What is the best linux distro?”
Azure Linux. Because you still want to be beholden to Microsoft, right?
“You don’t need a distro, just use WSL!”
~Copilot, probably
Next they’ll make it pop-up on its own like Clippy used to do, offering “useful” help based on the context of whatever you’re doing.
You click on a link to an article in Firefox, 3 seconds later copilot opens edge with a summary of that article ready for you to “save time reading”.
“Follow me for more glimpses of the upcoming hell.”
can we change its name to “why the fuck would microsoft…”
every time i complain aloud while on my work computer i’ll get answers
This can only be annoying. As is evidence by Google stupid “hey Google” prompt popping up when I’m listening to podcasts in my car every 30 minutes when it thinks it hears it’s beckon call.
