Young people these days unjokingly refer to their pets as their children. I could see that going on here
She seems fun.
Almost with matching just to ask the real questions
Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.
I assume “as🍑” has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?
Peaches…come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.
This reference reminds me I need to take some ibuprofen.
Nature’s candy in your hand or pie
It isn’t much used, but cardamom is actually really good with peach. And cinnamon of course.
I recently had a “spiced peach butter” similar to apple butter that was really great. I think it was mostly cinnamon and nutmeg.
Maybe they’re butt babies
Maybe she adopted?
It was a miracle.
🚩🚩🚩
Yeah, but as a counterpoint
I’ll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.
Nah hit that shit raw bro.
Or, just do it!
My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body
These can all be true. Just very unlikely.
2 kids at 20, oof
Could be terms twins, you never know!
Holy Mary
