• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Officials believe Hamas specifically chose the school because, as marked on the giant Loony Toons map titled TERRORISM PLANS, there are the most kids to eat there.

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      1 year ago

      Hamas seen constructing a tiny guillotine to speed up infant decapitation ops.

      (they thought maybe a paring knife would work but they kept cutting their fingers due to the necessary speed of the task)