Southwest Airlines, flight 418 from Philadelphia to Chicago
Checks out
I laughed harder at this comment than I care to admit.
It’s the new first class experience: it allows you to shit in the economy section.
Southwest doesn’t have classes. Everyone’s third class.
There wasn’t a sign against it. And now there will be.
Average Southwest flight experience
Anyone else remember when flying was such a big deal people actually dressed up for it?
“Ears weren’t the only thing popping…” What else was popping?
Maybe ‘popping a squat’?
I guess someone thought “popping” and “pooping” were the same word.
Or maybe there’s a naked joke to “popping”? Like, uh… maybe something like… popping open button-fly jeans?
Perhaps eyes popping in disbelief? I didn’t get it either.
I’ve never had a bad Southwest experience. I guess it’s just like retail stores, fast food, or package delivery - who you love and hate varies with the people there. And no one ever agrees on the rankings.
This being Southwest Airlines, are we sure it wasn’t a flight attendant?
Frozen has ruined how my brain reads this sentence.
Is Southwest basically the Walmart of airlines?
