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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·13 days agoit’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down27·13 days agoOh shit thanks for the clarification. In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·13 days agoJust fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
minus-squaremybuttnolie@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-213 days agoHe’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down5·13 days agoNo, I don’t think I will.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·12 days agoWhat, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 days agoNope. It’s simply because I don’t want to. Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·11 days agoHave fun being disgusting then 🤷
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·10 days agoAre you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoAt least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.
it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
Have fun being disgusting then 🤷
Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
At least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.