• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    21 hours ago

    Sodium walks into a bar pushing a shy electron, and orders two drinks.

    “Three drink minimum” says the barman.

    “Oh dont worry”, says Sodium, “I’m waiting for him to come out of his shell so that I can hook up with someone else.”

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        14 hours ago

        I and 12 others at this moment do. If that doesn’t help, then imagine a group of thirteen of us, in person, where your joke made the whole group laugh.

    • Troy@lemmy.ca
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      20 hours ago

      Sodium walks into a bar, orders a drink and tips the bartender an electron. The bartender asks what it is for. Sodium says: “nothing. Just feeling positive today”.