☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 days agoEggs are so expensive that some Americans are decorating potatoes this Easterwww.cbc.caexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10cross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.mlus_news@lemmygrad.mlnottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up143arrow-down1external-linkEggs are so expensive that some Americans are decorating potatoes this Easterwww.cbc.ca☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square9fedilinkcross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.mlus_news@lemmygrad.mlnottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
minus-squareWizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 days agoThey could just paint nothing. The Easter bunny isn’t real, people!
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoBoth Easter and bunnies are real, making the Easter Bunny more real than most religious and mythical figures.
minus-squareWizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoSaints are real, clauses are real, the movie the Santa Clause is real, therefore
minus-squareQuai [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days ago“Look, mummy! The Easter Goldfish left a Lincoln Log in me sock-drawer! That’s th’ story of Jesus.”
They could just paint nothing. The Easter bunny isn’t real, people!
Both Easter and bunnies are real, making the Easter Bunny more real than most religious and mythical figures.
Saints are real, clauses are real, the movie the Santa Clause is real, therefore
“Look, mummy! The Easter Goldfish left a Lincoln Log in me sock-drawer! That’s th’ story of Jesus.”