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minus-squaredaepicgamerbro69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·26 days agogalaxy brain: vampires are just weak to crosses and liquids they come in touch with. christianity just leeched of the symbol’s effectivness in fighting the undead and that’s why it gotten popular.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·25 days agoThe Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·25 days agoThank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.
galaxy brain: vampires are just weak to crosses and liquids they come in touch with. christianity just leeched of the symbol’s effectivness in fighting the undead and that’s why it gotten popular.
The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.
Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.
twist: jesus was a vampire