• curmudgeonthefrog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    The number is (hesitates) one.

    One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

    The number is one, two, three, four, five. (lifts mask) That’s the wokest combination I’ve ever heard in my life. That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.