Get in line buddy, this is hexbear we are all leftist clowns
Based. Teach me how to be gay and do crimes, oh wise one.
Okay first you have to realize that we live in a society
Expand on that
I’m DAMAGED
Intriguing. Could you elaborate on this point? I’m just trying to get a more full picture
When I told my mom I wanted to be a standup comedians she laughed. Well guess what mom, nobody is laughing now because I’m a bad standup comedian and an incel. This is because we live in a society.
So now I will dress up like a clown and do crimes, because that is not a thing typically associated with clowns. Messed up right?
I really appreciate you coming here and chatting with me today. It’s there anything you’d like to plug?
Yes, I’m making an appearance on a talk show later this week. You should check it out.
What kind of crimes though? Are we talking robbing banks and killing CEOs? If so based
I stole a pack of gum and then walked on grass what that had a “do not walk on grass sign”
Stealing is cool but that grass might have been just planted, you monster!
How did you get those scars?
Doing something naughty, probably
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
You get shot by Steve Harvey
Awww
Please post all your crimes against the imperial in order of severity
I was jaywalking earlier today. Then a stole a toblerone from WaWa, cuz I’m damaged
Do you know about the bear in the toblerone mountain?
I have not
What’s your makeup job like?
I write “damaged” on my head with a sharpie, in cursive, so people know how messed up I am
that sounds difficult
Yeah granted most people can’t read it cuz it’s backwards. Everyone just thinks it’s a metal band name.
