Got home from work early today and could hear playful giggles from the living room. As I neared I could more clearly make out her saying stuff like “oh yeah, I like that,” “it looks so big,” and also kept saying Mario over and over (mispronounced). Walked into the livingroom and she hastily closed the laptop resting on her thighs. Her breath heavy and face covered with shame.
I asked her what she was just watching and she said nothing. Said she was justst looking up Light Switches online, was thinking about preordering 2 of them for the bedroom maybe.
I forced open the laptop and the video immediately started playing. I closed it. I was so disgusted. She said she was going to boycott it in solidarity with me. But here she was hyping herself up with this E-rated smut.
I don’t know if I will ever trust her again. Especially stings because I’ve been boycotting Konami with/for her because her brother was killed by a poorly designed DDR dance mat.
In my screams and tears I asked if this was all just a game to her.
She said: “literally, yes.”
I will never stop crying
We’re getting open world karting, it won’t be long until Grand Theft Mariokart.
Wife just said maybe we should try an open world relationship. I am ruined.
This is a good bit lmao
Good post OP 👍
this is like the time I found my girlfriend’s Jiang Qing fan page
So, this is that lionizing Luigi we heard about
Badposting is leaking.
This is good post
In fact as member of the guild of goodposts I can confirm this is a certified GOOD POST
But you can use the controller as a mouse
You had me for a second there OP
YTA
