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Am I too late to ask you a question?
Nope, go ahead
That was my question, thanks!
I’VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?
I smell great, that smell is your conscience
Who?
Hoo
Hoom
Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?
So owl pellets…taste better or worse than when it went down?
Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?
It’s owl poop
Hoohoo or hoothoot?
I’ll dip YOU in gravy
Neener neener!
Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?
I peck the keys
How are you feeling?
Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?
Gasp that’s lewd
You know me I’m a lude dude
i heard owls are wise so as an owl do you have any particular investment advice in these turbulent times?
Yea buy more bored apes
Do you have rat bones in your feces
Owl, what do you stand for?
Free Benis for all
What about bean usury? The bean oversight committee has rolled back all beanis consumer protections!!
I said free Benis not beanis sheesh.
