Mansquito is my Grindr name. But I don’t suck blood.
Big frogs are full of prizes and value. That’s why they make good piñatas.
They’re friend shaped though and I don’t want to hurt them :(
I’m 90% sure this was a Mad Lib.
I know that Dracula is the name of a specific guy, but there’s something so cute about saying “a dracula” that I can never be annoyed about reading it
I mean it makes sense, the first examples will remove your blood cleanly, the later ones will make a huge mess and are more likely to kill you.
word salads, that either come from 5 years old
or some drunk adult person
“Drunk or A Child?” strikes again!
I used to not be worried about really big frogs and now I still am
Wait I just watched At The Earth’s Core and I’m afraid of the ones that breathe fire
