• Mpatch@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I am so fucking tempted right now. To the point of maybe next time I’m at a party supply store. To purchase one of them helium to go tanks and couple packs of balloons. I know I stand a slight chance of absolutely fucking up some ones day. But before that dread will kick in… I WILL be absolutely laughing my fucking head off with the guys to the point of needing to try to stop the funny because I’m gasping for air.

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      1 day ago

      You’re going to want to run a LOT of math before you finish ordering the gas lol. I’m thinking a bird would be optimal for the hollow bones, but it also wouldn’t be confusing, just ominous. Mouse?

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      21 days ago

      The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bound. Is a magic incantation that will make you pee your pants.