Summary
Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.
Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.
Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.
Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
Dodge Ram and DUI?
I’ll always be bitter and upset when I see people snarking on Dodge, they fully deserve it but I just love their body styles and designs compared to most modern cars. The dodge caliber is the only wagon I’ve ever seen that made me drool and even though it’s out of production I’m still considering purchasing one to this day for work equipment hauling.
I’ll give you that. A lot of Dodge vehicles do look pretty badass.
It’s too bad they have utterly garbage reliability almost across the board.
Do you mean the Dodge Magnum? The Caliber looks like a Pontiac Aztec that got botox.
It’s amazing how good an Aztec looks after seeing the Cybertruck.
When Dodge released the Caliber, the first one I noticed was on a billboard, and from a distance I said “oh that car looks kinda cute” and when we got closer I was able to read that the rest of the billboard said “The all-new Dodge Caliber: It’s anything but cute.”
Oops.
I thought the same. The caliber is a mini magnum.
BMW and not using turn signals
Official vehicle of American white trash
Casual racism is so cool
What’s the official vehicle of American Black Trash?
… and Canadian …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_London%2C_Ontario_truck_attack
Uh, the F150 folks would like a word …
Ford and old drivers?
Conservatives and Sociopathy?
Capitalism and fascism
Donald and Ivanka Trump.
Shit, sorry, same thing.
christianity and pedophilia?
republicans and christianity?
communists and hating communists?
Trump and Vance
dude how often do you even see them in a room together?
My bad I totally meant trump and musk but they’re all so fucking greasy and gross you can just lump them all in together. Ball of swine and whatnot.
that’s very fair. telling fascists apart can be a problem.
LSD and holding a bottle of water
should be orange juice; you’ll get more out of it.
Tyrants and capitalists (working together)
Trump and Epstei- oh wait…
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Only sane people suspect these Nigerian prince grade con artists.
Meanwhile, conservatives have already invested their life savings into the new super-legit cryptocurrency, PedoCoin™️.
If no one has invented PedoCoin yet, that’s a million dollar idea waiting to happen.
You can’t make this shit up.
I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
no, you can. they’re all pedophiles. every single one.
That’s not fair. Republicans just make mistakes sometimes. Sometimes they let a non-pedophile into their ranks accidentally.
You can, but no one would be interested because “it’s just not realistic.” This is almost entirely a meme at this point.
Once again, not a drag queen. We need to ban religious figures and Republican politicians from reading to children.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get “Jewish space lasers” and “pizza parlor child fight club rings.”
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like “God’s not dead 23” that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it’s Festivus.
That’s the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It’s like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
Everyone knows you should use Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
I wonder how long before the fake org called “doge” seeks to defund any police anywhere that are catching pedos, because it is probably just “waste, fraud and abuse” to bust what are probably mostly qons.
Hopefully it’s done by the states, so they can’t defend it.
Bloomington Police Department jail
It seems like its not federal. Minnosota Board of Pardons have zero republicans, one is Governor Tim Walz, the other is a Minnesota Supreme Court justice appointed by Tim Walz, and the Attorney General of Minnesota, who is a DFL member, so he has near zero chance of getting a pardon.
Bloomington is a city in the Twin Cities metro. They’re local cops.
Prosecutions that aren’t federal are done by the state. Cities cannot prosecute. The district attorney who prosecutes does so in the name of the state, even if the district attorney is elected by the city. Mayors cannot pardon.
And if the DA drops a case without justificstion, the State Attorney General could pick up the prosecution.
1 day. Might be some kind of record.
Not even a day. It was hours.
According to wikipedia he’s still in jail. So I don’t know what you folks are talkin’ about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_EichornThey are talking about how long after introducing the bill declaring his MAGA’ness before he was arrested.
They’re not talking about how long he was in jail they’re saying it was hours after he introduced the bill
Which makes you wonder if this was someone’s blackmail stash on him and he pissed off the wrong people and it was released or did someone set up a sting to bag him once he started talking about this bill. I am all for whatever it takes to fight back.
It looks like the sting was planned already and then he just so happened to introduce the bill on the same day.
If there were an amendment to remove senators charged with pedophilia, Republicans would be in the minority.
They’re already in the minors.
This one was trying to get in the minors, but hadn’t got there yet
Batting .000
Sent to the benches to warm the seats…
Hopefully that was his first, but I doubt it…
There wouldn’t be any republicans left
At least 1/3 of dems would be gone too, 99% its the “conservative” dems
More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.
Good thing this is usually covered by state law enforcement. Federal wouldn’t do shit.
I’m certain they will blame this on the deep state and deny he ever did it, no matter what evidence.
Oh well. These people entered government willingly. They are the deep state.
I agree, but I’m saying that the MAGAs can’t accept that their cult ever does any wrong. They stormed the capitol themselves and blamed it on AntiFA. They will definitely not condemn this guy, they’ll say it’s fake news and the deep state antiFA boogeymen came for this brave guy.
That’s why you have to keep asking them questions. Antifa did it? Why’d they get pardoned by Trump? They’ll usually disengage or start hurling insults.
I’m not talking about politicians- I’m talking about all of them. The supporters. The base. The time for winning hearts and minds or “educating” is long past.
I hope some are redeemable but some don’t seem to have hearts or minds… Not much you can do with them in that case.
Not in 2025 they’re not
Let me preface this with, I obviously don’t support pedos, but generally encouraging law enforcement to setup and entrap people for any reason is pretty sketchy and can easily get out of hand.
My dude, I am 100% with you on that.
But everyone is apparently INSISTING on non-violent options, so…
LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the pile.
LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the
pilepyre.FTFY.
Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen
Have a seat right over there…
How does he do that?!
This is fucking hilarious. What a twisted fuck. He’s deranged in multiple ways, and probably a lot more we don’t know about. Probably beats his wife and kids, and kicks his dog. Probably head of the HOA, too.
I hope his worst colleagues in prison have lots of fun with him.
We all hate this guy, don’t get me wrong, but making disgusting claims like that just lowers us to their level.
You can be a pedophile without being an HOA president.
More importantly, if you are guilty of any of those things, you are almost certainly a Republican.
I’m shocked.
Crazy huh…
Hiw long before he get the pardon?
Thankfully, POTUS can’t pardon a state crime, only federal.
He’ll argue that the accused participates in “interstate commerce”, which is regulated at the federal level, not the state. By imprisoning him against the will of the President, the state infringes on federal powers. Thus, the President’s power to pardon extends to state crimes as well as federal.
And just like that, human trafficking is state-sanctioned
No, it is federal-sanctioned.
But wait, the Fed is the state!
Wait darn it English!
That would be for somebody who think the law apply to him
promoted to head of the newly formed “Department of Solicitation of totally adult people, Trust us”
