No need for fighting.
Apes together strong.
Because unlike those dinosaurs, it fucking hurts
Not that I know or anything
Men just living in the moment, not a phone in sight.
Mostly due to lacking the stamina to run towards each other.
You clearly underestimate my ability to run headfirst into something. It’s like a superpower really.
Because we’re compassionate.
We know that the resulting shockwave would annihilate a couple of blocks of stuff and people, so it is strictly forbidden by the Code of Shine to go through The Clashing on mortal lands.
Because the glare would be blinding
I fight with the glare. It’s the only weapon i have.
They do. But it’s only the Red Foreman and Friar Tuck style bald guys. Those of us who gave up the fight and shave now don’t participate.
Phallosaurus is not real and can’t hurt you
