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cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

RFK Jr’s first health policy to reintroduce the ‘five second rule’

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RFK Jr’s first health policy to reintroduce the ‘five second rule’

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cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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The new US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has introduced a mandatory ‘five second rule’ as his first policy.
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    now it’s fine to pick wet stuff up off the floor and eat it too.

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