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cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

RFK Jr’s first health policy to reintroduce the ‘five second rule’

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RFK Jr’s first health policy to reintroduce the ‘five second rule’

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cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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The new US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has introduced a mandatory ‘five second rule’ as his first policy.
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    I was thinking ‘no, this can’t be’ and thankfully… it was not real.

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      Headline seemed plausible… how sad is that

      I feel for the onion, how hard it is today to sound outrageous

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        Satire is dead.

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