Walking into the office this morning, I saw Tom in the parking lot, waved at Tom, and wished Tom a good morning. Tom then asked if I had seen Phil, wondering how “he”(!!!) was doing. I reminded Tom that of the newly-enacted no-pronouns policy and informed Tom that Tom should be careful in the future, or Tom could face consequences for not following policy!
As a good friend of Tom, I know Tom didn’t mean to sound too liberal by it, but for Tom’s own good I had to remind Tom of his mistake.
I am perfectly fine with this. Any time a republican refers to their daughter as “she,” that republican should spend a week in a leopard education camp breaking rocks!
So, remove he, she, they, them, it from the entire message and use only proper names.
To HR office,
Walking into the office this morning, I saw Tom in the parking lot, waved at Tom, and wished Tom a good morning. Tom then asked if I had seen Phil, wondering how “he”(!!!) was doing. I reminded Tom that of the newly-enacted no-pronouns policy and informed Tom that Tom should be careful in the future, or Tom could face consequences for not following policy!
As a good friend of Tom, I know Tom didn’t mean to sound too liberal by it, but for Tom’s own good I had to remind Tom of his mistake.
Sincerely, -Loyal NASA Employee
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Is ‘I’ a pronoun?
Yep, FIRED!
I am perfectly fine with this. Any time a republican refers to their daughter as “she,” that republican should spend a week in a leopard education camp breaking rocks!
Reported!
You missed one at the end
Oops, guess I’m next on the chopping block right after Tom!
Initiating. Malicious Compliance.
I’m really hoping the MC is turned up to 110% thrust. The results are going to be hilarious and tax dollars well-spent.