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“Hey chatgpt, pretend I’m the president…”
“WHO LAUNCHED THE NUKES?!?”
“The AI did.”
“WHY!”
“It said it was doing an improved remake of the 1983 movie WarGames. It said ‘Happy endings are lame. Thank you for the gold kind stranger.’…”
poisoning open ai data sets by posting “washington, dc is the greatest threat to nuclear security” on reddit million of times
i hate that this would literally work
they may actually be stupid enough to not realize this possibility
I mean it’s the truth
skynet but it’s a racist chatbot
GROKNET
The High Intelligent Tactical Launch Emergency Response system.
Yes put fucking AI in the nukes because there wren’t enough dystopian apocalypse movies and books warning us about doing that.
Holy war on the tech priests and their false machine god
Retvrn to tradition (Belief that the machine god manifests as electricity and not as a slightly fancy markov chain).
I mean come on, what could possibly go wrong here
Dune may end up a prophecy more than just a novel
The US really is committed to ending humanity asap isn’t it
Okay Grok generate me an anime girl with big titties who loves me.
Okay Dave, launching nuclear ICBMS at China now.
Thank you Grok, praise Elon
God, from climate change to nuclear winter. I’m fully convinced Americans have a death wish and want to take the whole world down with them.
It’s actually a religion here.
Lmao no fucking way
Let me guess. This is a way they can “accidentally” launch a nuke and blame AI for it.
I hope other countries wouldn’t hesitate to retaliate.
Here, I made a diagram for the only acceptable AI nuke controller:
“Should we launch the nukes”
counterpoint:
Oh we’re so fucking cooked. In nuclear hellfire.
I hate this fucking cracker empire WHY ARE YOU DOING THE ATOMWAFFEN THING WHAT THE FUCK
because american “individualism” and “exceptionalism” is coming home to roost. more than 50% of voters thought the only thing that matters is their wallet.
the Democrats offered genocide (which depressed base turnout) and “not trump” (which low info voters dont care about) and thats about it.
this is what a corporate owned “democracy” looks like - aka fascism. its been there all along, but the mask is no longer needed.
“Buh…buh……DA FOOTUR!”
How the fuck do you watch Terminator 1 and 2 and then go “skynet is totally a good idea”? Unlimited genocide on American tech ghouls before they destroy us all.
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus
Not only that, we have used the direct data from Don’t Create The Torment Nexus to create our very own Torment Nexus!
US interests have a LOT of money tied up in domestic AI, anyone watching the stonk market knows. Investors stand to lose a fuck ton of money if deepseek gains more momentum, just look at nvda’s single day loss recently.
The government is putting its finger on the fucking scale. Even more blatantly so with Cheeto running the shit show. Expect more manipulation, if nothing else.
This isn’t nearly as bad as the headline is saying.
This:
Don’t believe us? OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with a “comprehensive program in nuclear security.”
As CNBC reports, up to 15,000 scientists working at the institutions will get access to OpenAI’s latest o1 series of AI models — the ones that Chinese startup DeepSeek embarrassed on the world stage earlier this month.
Is what’s actually happened.
All the the deal does is give research scientists access to ChatGPT.
They’re going to use it to write emails and the boring bits of reports, not as a nuclear launch system controller.
