I didn’t mean for this post to cause a bunch of arguing in the comments =(
I thought this was just some gallows humor (e.g. “Everything’s lovely except that I have to fear for my safety all the time”) type of shitpost that sounded similar to comments I’ve heard from women irl a lot.
I said OP knew exactly what kind of arguments this would spawn. And I believe that to be correct. It was inevitable.
The whole world needs to stop assuming everybody’s intent.