REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days agoIf chess was invented today you'd have a subreddit full of losers whining about how en passant is unbalanced and the king should have the queen's moveset.message-squaremessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down13
arrow-up1141arrow-down1message-squareIf chess was invented today you'd have a subreddit full of losers whining about how en passant is unbalanced and the king should have the queen's moveset.REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square126fedilink
minus-squareaebletrae [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·7 days agoThey insist that the point of the game is to capture the now-defenceless queen, at which point the winner screams “Cuck! And mate!”
minus-squareREgon [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 days agoAlso the queen needs to have big tits
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days agoDo NOT google “rule 34 chess queen big tits”
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 days agoInsert that one meme about chess being a NTR harem simulator here
minus-squareaebletrae [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoAnd is renamed “M’lady”.
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoIt would be funny if there was a mechanic by which the queen could attract/carry one of its own minor pieces or pawns. Call it “simp”
minus-squareREgon [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoAlready in the game! When a pawn reaches the end of the board (donated all its money to an e-girl) you can exchange it for a queen.
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoThat’s actually woke because the pawn transitioned into a queen.
They insist that the point of the game is to capture the now-defenceless queen, at which point the winner screams “Cuck! And mate!”
Also the queen needs to have big tits
Do NOT google “rule 34 chess queen big tits”
Insert that one meme about chess being a NTR harem simulator here
And is renamed “M’lady”.
It would be funny if there was a mechanic by which the queen could attract/carry one of its own minor pieces or pawns. Call it “simp”
Already in the game! When a pawn reaches the end of the board (donated all its money to an e-girl) you can exchange it for a queen.
That’s actually woke because the pawn transitioned into a queen.