Not sure where I fall into this chart.

I can tell you. You’re in the shit distro+shit browser part of the chart. Terrible choices. Not like my distribution which is so good. With a very good browser.

No I haven’t read what your distro is. Nor your browser. Irrelevant.

My distro? You wouldn’t know it. Very niche. But very good. Maybe the same as yours, but not the shit one. The good one.

Am I a moron? Sure. A moron with a good distro. (It’s ubuntu+chrome, if you know it)