If only someone were in a position within the company to make that happen.

Subtext: “Please don’t shoot me. I’m on Your Side.”

How about making your murderous, evil company ‘function better’ first.

Image of UnitedHealth CEO as he spoke:

“Many of you knew Brian … he devoted his time to help make the health system work better for all of the people we’re privileged to serve.”

👁️ ͟ʖ👁️ - - - - - doubling down

Tell me lies

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Resign.