Brain-Computer Interface Doubles as Unauthorized Digital Mining Rig
I hate the fact that I only immediately discounted this as satire because I know Neuralink isn’t that far advanced.
If it was just the title, I would’ve believed it.
There’s no way this can be real…please?
This community and the site is similar to The Onion. Purely satire.
“I knew something was up when my dreams started featuring detailed technical analysis of crypto charts,” said Rodriguez. “Also, my brain now automatically smashes the like button on every single Elon Musk tweet about cryptocurrency, even at 3 AM when I’m supposedly in REM sleep. Yesterday I woke up to discover I’d somehow given rocket emojis to 147 posts about Dogecoin.”
$100% real, totes mcgoats.
By the way, I’ve been looking for someone interested in buying a bridge.
For now !
The worst part is the coins went to the Neuralink wallet
