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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Mark Zuckerberg legally changes name to ‘Elon’

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Mark Zuckerberg legally changes name to ‘Elon’

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has legally changed his name to ‘Elon’ after announcing Meta would be ditching fact-checkers and replacing them with community notes similar to X. Zuckerberg, who a…
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    It’s so wild to me, how long the guy spent trying to rebrand as some 90s hip-hop guy, only for him to rebrand as a nazi in like a day.

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      It’s almost as if his true self is just a pathetic piece of shit.

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      He’s channeling his inner Kanye.

    • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds like a lack of a good role model

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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      People called him a reptile for a while. Now we just know what kind of reptile he is: a chameleon.

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      Despite what the dei crowd would have you believe people are very quick to accept others for who they really are.

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    Elon Cuckerberg

  • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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    It should be ‘community notes sourced through X’.

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    Let’s just start calling donald the failed elon. Not as rich, not as successful, not as elon. The failed elon, (f)elon, or felon for short.

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      I am not opposed to this perticular instance of cyberbullying the elderly.

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    Elon is an anagram of Nero, once you see that the R and the L are next to each other on the dvorak keyboard. And Nero can be represented as 666, which is the number of the beast.

    Coincidence? I think not 🤨

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      As a Dvorak user I feel compelled to believe this.

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        I’ve always wondered, how do dvorak users reproduce/replicate?

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          I was propogandized into learning it as a teenager.

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            Oh, I thought you would be vat-grown. Bummer.

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      L and R also are known to be mixed a lot in what we call “Engrish”, maybe it was meant to be a warning the whole time

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    He also truncated his last name to remove the -berg suffix, along with the first name change.

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    Larps Suckers Turd (Dumbasses)

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    Not even trying to be funny, or mean or anything, but I legit only saw his name and the thumbnail and my immediate thought was, “Oh, I wonder why they’d use a picture of Mark Zuckerberg’s grandma for this article”

    LOL

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    Hey, it may work and confuddle Trump.

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    Elon vs Elon Musk boxing match

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    deleted by creator

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    Literally the only thing I like about Zuck is that he doesnt seem to have a pathological need for approval. Sure he is every bit as bad for society, but atleast he is quiet about it.

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    This is the most singularly pathetic move i have ever seen in my life.

    These people do not deserve their money and status. Not a single touch of it.

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