Frisbeedude@feddit.org to Warframe@dormi.zoneEnglish · 1 month agoThe Wokeness reviewers missing the forest from the treesslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down10cross-posted to: gamingcirclejerk@lemmy.world
arrow-up1143arrow-down1external-linkThe Wokeness reviewers missing the forest from the treesslrpnk.netFrisbeedude@feddit.org to Warframe@dormi.zoneEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square77fedilinkcross-posted to: gamingcirclejerk@lemmy.world
minus-squareTattorack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month ago… There is no sex in Warframe. The fuck is this dude talking about? There are a few suggestive themes, and a number of the Warframes certainly are nice to look at, but outright sex? Unless… I mean, Albrecht and What’s-His-Name are a couple, and Albrecht gave a short, intimate touch on the cheek in one cutscene. Does that count as gay sex?
minus-squareHalasham@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoTo these obnoxious bigoted busybodies? Yes. It wouldn’t count as strait sex if it were opposite sexes doing it but logic doesn’t matter to them.
minus-squarejerakor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoYou haven’t played 1999 I take it?
minus-squareTattorack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI have, but only the main story part. I know there’s dating now, but… They added sex?
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYou literally get to see Rhino’s codpiece open up and reveal everything.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoOf course you would want the video.
minus-squareAria@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYes, it sounds to be in line with my interests. Do you have the video?
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoToo bad, there’s no video. I’m sure you can imagine it, though.
… There is no sex in Warframe. The fuck is this dude talking about?
There are a few suggestive themes, and a number of the Warframes certainly are nice to look at, but outright sex?
Unless…
I mean, Albrecht and What’s-His-Name are a couple, and Albrecht gave a short, intimate touch on the cheek in one cutscene. Does that count as gay sex?
To these obnoxious bigoted busybodies? Yes. It wouldn’t count as strait sex if it were opposite sexes doing it but logic doesn’t matter to them.
You haven’t played 1999 I take it?
I have, but only the main story part.
I know there’s dating now, but… They added sex?
Implied, not literally.
You literally get to see Rhino’s codpiece open up and reveal everything.
Is there a video?
Of course you would want the video.
Yes, it sounds to be in line with my interests. Do you have the video?
Too bad, there’s no video. I’m sure you can imagine it, though.
Fake fan.
Lies. I’m ONLY fans.