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Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 4 months ago

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Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 4 months ago
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    It started out so strong.

    • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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      Engrish to Ngrrrrrsh

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        It’s just English the first sentence.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I think that’s the ketamin kicking in.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

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    You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

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      I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

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        Your mom’s the best

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      This is pretty much an instant return for me.

      Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

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      Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

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    Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

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    if this was from amazon I’m pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it’s not surprising they want that

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      Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

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        possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

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    It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn’t tell the customer how they should refund this item.

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      Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

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    This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

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    Rofund

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