Weebs wondering what jobs to take in the future: I GO TO IT!"

“Maybe I shouldn’t buy more fumos…”

Shoulder devil Cirno: “Dew it.”

Shoulder devil Flandre: “Yea, dew it.

Reimu: “Why am I in the back here again? Wait, why are there two shoulder devils, shouldn’t there be a shoulder angel-”

Cirno Fumo: “Don’t you listen to that broke-ass shrine maiden~”

Ah, Japan, the land of milk and c-

c-…

…reampies.

Yea, creampies.

Sources:

  1. Reddit source, original article with paywall
  2. Meme template from Borat 2
  3. Hot summer article
  4. Various google searches for Fumos, including Reisen and Cirno
  • Phen
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    10 months ago

    If I were a billionaire I would be investing hard into opening a series of farm hotels for remote workers all over the world, with some sort of membership system that allowed folks to stay in any of them without hassle. I would provide high speed internet, small office rooms and vast contact to nature, healthy food options, sightseeing deals and that sort of stuff, all of them at locations chosen to keep the city centers at arms length - avoiding the city noise but not going too far from it.

    I’m sure this will eventually be a common business, not many years from now (though probably with lower standards than what I described).

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      10 months ago

      If I was a billionaire I would scoop up a bunch of investor real estate in many large cities and turn them into co-ops to push rent down

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      10 months ago

      That’s basically AirBnB but doesn’t suck.

      So it would never happen. There’s no way they’d focus on service instead of squeezing profit out of it.

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      10 months ago

      That sounds plenty attractive, and it might even revitalize some areas in dire need of young people with money. Hopefully it becomes a thing when the DN visa is eventually released…