skip first & second base, go directy to third base.

Malware is so old school. They ask for money directly these days

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So like, what’s my credit card information, amiright?

I’m sorry bro your virus.exe doesn’t run. Can you send virus.deb?

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Then turns out she’s real.

Once received “hello handsome” and in my mind Robert De Niro: “you’re talking to me?”

I ignored her expecting the scammer will get banned but few months later, still not banned. I wonder if she was real .

I’m on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

😂😂😂😂