Conservative student supports capitalism… until it’s applied to his GPA (he has to pay 15,000$ per additional 0.1 score and it’s first come first serve, supply is finite)
: “Look folks, I just need a small loan of a million dollars. America never had a president with a 5.0 GPA. Even Lincoln had maybe a 4 or 3”(For those not in the US, Lincoln was mostly self-educated, having less than 12 months of formal schooling, yet received an honorary doctorate.)
based conservative
i mean, that was the most obvious sign of a premium bait
I mean, I know people that literally think that’s how socialism works
The most important mean of production: GPA
I’d honestly be more interested in watching scarecrows in a field for ten minutes. At least those strawmen aren’t unbearably smug.
But I thought that socialism was when you went around massacring millions of innocents for no reason. How do you apply that to a GPA?
Ah yeah an economic system can definitely be applied to something that has nothing to do with economics
Conservatives are dipshits and the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect
Socialism is when you share stuff
A traditional family shares the same house
Therefore the traditional family is socialist
Checkmate cuckservatives
That’s a glowie
