Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?
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Should be a 16/16
No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
depends on who theyre fucking
“Inside you are eight bears.”
They’re all fucking.
Probably some random women lost in the woods.
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
Don’t make this another Tarmogoyf thread
holY shit
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
This movie has some good moments
And 7 bears fucking
two trucks
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Origin of malding
Elisha casts Bears. It’s super effective!
The flavor text teally sells this meme.
Another nice card for my collection
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
Fine, we’ll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
Still better than the guy
