A witness said is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station earlier that morning.
Atleast there was no murder
Mf really went, “Ooh, free leg!”
It would have been free lunch if it wasn’t for those pesky
kidscannibalism laws.never mind cannibalism, he was arrested for “taking evidence from the scene” :D
I showed this to one of my friends and all he said was “Well was it cooked?”
don’t keep us in suspense
Construction workers were working outside a train station until they saw a horrifying site of a man eating a human leg.
I know journalism is dead, but they could at least pretend to care about literacy. Maybe this is how they prove their articles aren’t written by bots?
god there are so many typos in that story.
Kind of makes me feel better about my own writing tbh. At least mine isn’t this bad.
It’s like a 4th grader writing a book report.
These typos actually prove the article isn’t written by a bot but rather by a dumbass who doesn’t care to check the red-marked words
A human dumbass
doesn’t care to check the red-marked words
spellcorrect is a fucking cop i will never listen to it
I once lost a point on an essay because I secondguessed myself due to one of those red lines. It was still an A, but I’ll never forgive the machines for that.
they are LIARS, disingenuous perfidious machines that do not UNDERSTAND prose
Modstold me they’ll give me to this man as food if I make another problematic Yu-Gi-Oh post.
C/Urbanism doesn’t fuck around, look at they had a train do this guy.
I liked Yugioh before you needed a magnifying glass and half an hour discussion to work out what the cards actually do.
yu gi oh was at it’s best in that abridged for youtube format
It taught me that capitalists will screw the rules, because they have money.
YGOTAS is still being made and still consistently funny.
Magic makes things a lot more playable by having a dictionary of key words. They’re a pain to learn at first but it makes the game so consistent in comparison to YGO.
Yeah, less power creep as well and more variety of strategies. Modern Yugioh is trash, most games are won in the first turn with nothing the other player can do about it. That’s just not a fun game. I don’t have the money for either, but if I did I’d play magic for sure.
How was the leg detached??
Train
Tankies be coping that their precious trains have resulted in another fatality. Cars will reign supreme forever, nobody ever gets hurt by them.
I actually live right near where this happened lmao
You just couldn’t help yourself, had to get a bite
Folks is eating a random leg you find on the train tracks “freegan”?
(This is not a dig at vegans and is only 90% a joke)
Freeganism is an ideology of limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources, particularly through recovering wasted goods like food. The word “freegan” is a portmanteau of “free” and “vegan”. While vegans avoid buying, consuming, using, and wearing animal products as an act of protest against animal exploitation, freegans—at least in theory—avoid buying anything as an act of protest against the food system in general.
I don’t think so, under that definition you would have to normally be able to buy human legs in order to abstain from it as a protest.
But by eating the leg you are abstaining from buying other foodstuffs.
would’ve been vegan straight up if he gotten her consent.
could you describe your family crest to me sir
How is it like to like in California? Is it more commiefornia or capitalfornia? I’m guessing the latter.
neolibornia
This one.
Stop doxxing yourself so much
I have said this about like 10 different cities in Cali that are all hundreds of miles apart lol.
Good
VoC but for real
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Oh, drat.
Peoplewithseriousmentalhealthissues be houngry
At this moment, investigators haven’t said who the leg belongs to, or who was hurt in the train crash, but sources said one person is dead.
Investigative journalism
On top of the obvious typo in the first paragraph
It’s a horrifying sight, which shouldn’t have passed any quality check before publishing
So, how many stray limbs has this guy eaten and gotten away with
This shit is exactly why I got out of news
Yoshihage Kira, but for legs
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he just like me fr fr
What’s wrong with this form of cannibalism? At least the person didn’t have to kill the guy for his 🍗
😋 Tho…
at last a normal news headline
